Anonymous asked:
'My loyalties lie with the fruit' I have absolutely no idea why that made me laugh as much as it did, but I just had a weird choking fit and you're awesome.

Well I’m glad it made you laugh, not so much about the choking fit. :P

THANK YOU.

#Anonymous #ask 

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

09:51 am 21,533 notes 
#my loyalty lies with the fruit 
05:25 pm 202,948 notes 
#parks and recreation 

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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#yessss 
04:22 pm 942 notes 
#ldr #queen 
Title: Yellow Flicker Beat
Artist: Lorde
Played: 110376 times

Yellow Flicker Beat - Lorde (from the Mockingjay Part 1 OST)


04:56 pm 12,027 notes 
#lorde #music #thg 
“Sometimes I think I have felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt.”
— Her (2013)

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#her 
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chrisprattonly:

I swear I die every time when I open this magazine.

09:44 am 437 notes 
#Chris Pratt #jeeZ 
09:44 am 36,979 notes 
#what 
minutemencommander:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

This is the most adorable thing ever

minutemencommander:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

This is the most adorable thing ever

09:33 am 134,906 notes 
11:29 pm 19,806 notes 
#parks and recreation 

Oh what fun to kill someone and end up in jail.

05:36 pm 2,628 notes 
#htgawm